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RECREATIONAL MIDGET (FRISCO, TX)
If you are not a midget you can stop reading right here because you are not what we are looking for.
We are looking for a Recreational Midget Sidekick. We want someone who doesn’t mind acting like a fool and putting their self out there to have a good time. If you like drinking tequila, getting drunk, smoking cigars, walking a rooster on a leash, gambling, playing poker, road trips to party, hookers and blow then you are exactly what we are looking for. This gig will NOT involve any paperwork, computer skills, filing, answering phone calls, booking appointments, etc. This is strictly for a midget who wants to party and have a good time.
Benefits include but not limited to:
• Hookers
• Blow
• Alcohol Fund
• Gambling Fund
• Other various “consumable recreational items”
• Did I say Hookers already?
If you are interested and think you meet our needs please send a photo and party background or resume of previous recreational gigs. Please note: Midgets with a Mullet will get front of the line consideration.
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