captianoats

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Sorry to brag, but my job started offering free personal trainers. I met with mine, and she told me I needed to GAIN 5 lbs. On top of that, if I meet this lofty goal then my employer will pay me $50.

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Brewpastor

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It isn't the beer, it is global warming. You see the world is warmer, so it is expanding. This makes it larger and so even though it is rotating at the same rate, the outer edge, where we all live is spinner faster. Thus the gravity is greater and so we are being compressed, or better put, we are being flattened out. Therefore our wastes are getting larger. Likewise, our abdominal muscles have not adapted to the greater gravitational pull and can't hold our stomaches in as they once did. Go have another beer and curse the industrial age for making your waist bigger!

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DrinksWellWithOthers

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-3 belt notches and ~22 lbs since June but my beer intake has declined. I started packing on the pounds from being out of work with a bad back for a few years and had to start watching my weight. Back's gotten better since and I've become more active but my words aren't being slurred as much

jim4065

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So that's why the toilet won't flush?

mordantly

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im looking into some suspenders. not a weight issue. im 6'-2'' a buck fitty-five. i just want to see why the fat guys rock em, and give my dickies belt a rest.

Denny's Evil Concoctions

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Which kind?

These:









or these:












or (and God help us) these??














Or more likely, these?

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mordantly

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the type that accomodate a compact frame pistoletta would be awesome. but calli has these very defined "concealed carry" laws. perhaps the erkil model. but not so flashy. a color like pink.

Mountainbeers

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I started eating much healthier. You have to sacrifice for the love of the brew!

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