MSweat

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Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.

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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields

scientia potentia est

Drunk_Engineer

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From the start of the day 'till the end of the evenin'
Make life count and thank god that I'm brethin
Grind - Swollen Members

Homercidal

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Marijuana!
Marijuana!
Marijuana!
Marijuana!
Marijuana!


Marijuana - Hayseed Dixie

chetduggan

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Whisky bottles and brand new cars, oak tree you're in my way
There's too much coke and too much smoke, look what's going on inside you
Ooh that smell, can't you smell that smell?
Ooh that smell, the smell of death surrounds you
Lynyrd Skynyrd

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mccumath

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He had a lot to say.
He had a lot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

We're going to miss him.

It's, so long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

But it was so loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, and
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you ****in lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you ****in lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy?

You had a lot to say.
You had a lot of nothing to say.

Jump down.
Get off your ****in cross.
We need the ****in space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For our sins and our lies.
Goodbye...

Tool - Eulogy. My favorite, but several other Tool songs are right up there with it.

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Put it all in the primary, and let the BeerGods sort it out

CBXBob

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I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue
Margaritaville
Jimmy Buffet

Dan

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Is this the real life?
Or is it just fantasy.

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“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests.”
― Patrick Henry

chetduggan

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I been bad, I been good
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood
I ain't askin for much
I said Lord, take me downtown
I'm just lookin for some tush
ZZ

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Danbreeze

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"Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines "

-Pink Floyd Time

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"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, but who knows great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who knows the triumph of high achievement, and who, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

ingchr1

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To go along with the above post:

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.

Racing around to come up behind you again.

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

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Chris