cheezydemon3

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"Wait!..what?" Mark Lily's clone is taught 2 words that come out perfectly as Twain (see avatar) doublecrosses him and beheads him.

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justwhatthehellareYOUlookingat?

hamiltont

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How Sweeeet it is! You ol' farts will know who it is...

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If Homebrew & BBQ aren't the answer, then you're askin' the wrong questions... Cheers!!!

JonM

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Reminds me of a joke in the Onion about what things would be part of a moon base. One was the Alice Kramden Memorial Domestic Abuse Shelter.

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Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

velorider11

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Archie Bunker talking about female Soviet olympic athletes - "I think some of them have more hismones than hormones."

ingchr1

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So many on the Simpsons, but here's one of my favorites:

Marge : All right, all right, now, you're over stimulated. Let's get some beer in you and then it's right to bed.
Homer : Woo hoo! Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed!

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Chris

how1

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Marge: "Homer, would you rather have beer or eternal contentment?"
Homer: "Uhhhh, what kind of beer?"

Wus67

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"To alcohol...the cause of...and solution to all of life's problems"

- Homer J. Simpson

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“This is grain… which any fool can eat. But for which the Lord intended, a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker, and glory to His bounty, by learning about….. beer.” – Friar Tuck

Brew-Jay

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Cheers bar: "Norm!"

Woody: "Hey Mr. Peterson. There's a cold one waitin' for ya."

Norm: "I know. And when she calls tell her I'm not here."

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“In Vino Veritas, In Cervesio Felicitas” — Anonymous

krenshaw

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Homer: Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

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~ A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

DOWN THE HATCH BREWING
Stainless Hop Spider | Wooden Brew Rig | Dual Hinge Keezer Build

Primaries.. Apfelwein
Keg 1: Belgian Wit | Keg 2: Hoppy Amber | Keg 3: Apfelwein
Bottles: lots full and even more empty

CreamyGoodness

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Duncan: "I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod"
Darius: "I'm Darius, and you won't be needing that *points with his eyes to Duncan's drawn sword*"

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.