Cromwell

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It's not a "line" so much, but one of the great moments for me in Futurama was this one.

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kh54s10

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It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear! Norm on Cheers

nukebrewer

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I've seen a few from Futurama, so here's my favorite:

While at the dog (horse?) track:

Announcer: And it's a dead heat! They're checking the electron microscope. The winner is... number 3 in a quantum finish!"
Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.

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JebCkr

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Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys help me! Satan, you owe me!
--Professor Hubert J Farnsworth

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do I'm usually s#$% faced and can speak French...in Russian.

Subsailor

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"Bite my shiny metal a$$" Bender

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Remember the 4 Boxes that keep us Free:
The Soap Box
The Ballot Box
The Jury Box
and
The Cartridge Box

And possibly, there is a 5th Box: The Pine Box

JonM

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A bureaucrat opens Bender's locker. It's empty except for a single hex nut. She picks it up and glares at Bender. He looks at the floor and says "... Sometimes a guy gets lonely."

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Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

thataintchicken

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Simpsons.
Marge goes into the attic to see patty and selma in a pentagram on the floor.
she asks " Why are you worshipping the devil?"
They reply." There is nothing good on Television."

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Subtle is too confusing. Subtle only has it's place for aroma, flavor, and insult. Anyplace else, you lose. -GilaMinumBeer

Dammit. I should have checked my wood before lighting the fire. -Marubozo

krenshaw

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"winter is coming" - game of thrones

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~ A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

DOWN THE HATCH BREWING
Stainless Hop Spider | Wooden Brew Rig | Dual Hinge Keezer Build

Primaries.. Apfelwein
Keg 1: Belgian Wit | Keg 2: Hoppy Amber | Keg 3: Apfelwein
Bottles: lots full and even more empty

bobbrews

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Here's to feelin' good all the time...

nasty_rabbit

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You can't buy beer you only rent it.

Archie Bunker