CreamyGoodness

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Here's the setup next time your significant other has committed a serious domestic felony. Come home around 5pm. Begin drinking Joe's Quick Grape Mead (Pyment) down to the yeasty lee layer. Say "aw what the hell" and pour yourself two more glasses of yeasty mead.

Allow time to germinate.

Sleep next to your partner as usual. She's got 2 maybe 3 hours of undisturbed sleep before the brass section kicks in, and smokes her out of the room.



Its really a shame my wife was being awesome last night. Suffering punishment when no crime has been committed is unjust.

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.

cooldood

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Wouldn't work for me cause mine smell like roses.

OrdinaryAvgGuy

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Equally effective, the "Dutch Oven" on chili night

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edmanster

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lol.. did it sunday!!

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Originally Posted by cadarnell 'how will i explain this to my kids' ... if i have to ask that, then i think my kids are in trouble ... just my 2 cents ... HAVE A BEER !!!

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Homercidal

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Southwest Bean Soup was the latest. I swear if there were 3 more of me we could have started a Barbershop Bum Quartet!

headbanger

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Oh man, been tweaking a new red chili recipe and a green chili recipe so I've been making back to back batches for the last two months or so. It really needs to warm up soon so we can open some windows around here!

CreamyGoodness

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Oh c'mon how cold can Kentucky get?!

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.

headbanger

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Ha! Well nothing much compared to what you guys have been dealing with lately but still a bit chilly. No pun intended.

TzeentchPlayer

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I had some kimchee fries the other day for lunch and ripped one that night. My fiance ranked it in the top 3 she's smelled drifting from my odiferous chasm of which lies the sphincter of doom.

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