Fake troll thread titles - give us your best!!

[KayaBrew]

"I like Bud Light"

"I like BMC"

and so on

[JesseRC]

Here's a recent one , apologies to the poster..
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f36/forgot-grind-grains-304563/

[tanavin]

"Edwort is an idiot."

The ultimate troll for those who love apfelwein.

(I have 6 gallons going on a year right now, still haven't tasted it.)

[bernerbrau]

"Help! No bubbles in airlock! Should I attach it to the carboy?"

[tanavin]

Originally Posted by bernerbrau

"Help! No bubbles in airlock! Should I attach it to the carboy?"

To go along with this:

"help! I forgot to add carbonation the fermenter."

[JonM]

How much food coloring should I put in my stout?

[H-ost]

That one about forgetting the water was a great read! A very good troll he was or a very discouraged brewer he became.

How about...

"My DME got wet, can I still use it?"

"I invented a new beer style!"

"What size carboy to use for a 20 lb grain bill?"

[KayaBrew]

This:

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/bottling-problem-forgot-beer-303114/

My personal favorite!

[DakotaRules]

One that drives me nuts is:

"subscribed"

GO TO THREAD TOOLS!!!!!

[Cromwell]

Wow, I read these at work, and started laughing out loud! These are great.
Can I make one up?

Help! My gravity going into the boil is too high. What do I do?

Or. Help! My gravity going into the boil is lower than my estimated OG!

How about: How long do I boil the yeast for, to make sure they're not infected?