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02-03-2012, 04:02 PM
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Fake troll thread titles - give us your best!!
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Got the idea from a response someone made in a thread that gave me a laugh. Some post questions are so outlandish people often think the OP is trolling so I thought it would be amusing to make a thread in which we could come up with our own imaginative fake troll thread titles. Here's three I just thought of:
Can I make a Barley Wine without barely, just with wine?
First brew ever, due to a typo I boiled for 600 minutes instead of 60! My wort is like syrup, can I top off with water?
Please help, about to brew!! My immersion chiller came without instructions!!
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02-03-2012, 04:05 PM
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Hahaha.
There was one a while back:
"Help, doing first AG, forgot to add water, is it ruined?"
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02-03-2012, 04:10 PM
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Skipped fermenter and put wort and yeast straight into bottles. Okay?
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02-03-2012, 04:11 PM
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"Figured out a new way to ferment using bread yeast w/o sterilizing. Critique my recipe."
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Kegged (1/3): Traditional Old Ale w/ Smith Bowman Bourbon
Kegged (2/3): English Barleywine with pineapple chunks & brown sugar
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02-03-2012, 04:20 PM
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12/:8 hilmbrews and imm nit drunkk,!! WtFFFff???!?!!??
B**ch mom dumped my brew. I'm 16 and I know what I'm doing!!!!!
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Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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02-03-2012, 04:22 PM
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"Got arrested while brewing 'It's just a wort chiller, officer'"
Edit: my neighbors think my chiller is a still for moonshine
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02-03-2012, 04:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TyTanium
Hahaha.
There was one a while back:
"Help, doing first AG, forgot to add water, is it ruined?"
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I loved that one!
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Sorry, I am sworn as a mod to disagree with the above statement. But as a rational person, I do agree.
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Originally Posted by Reelale
I have to go into town this morning to get some wood.
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02-03-2012, 04:23 PM
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Brewing milk stout. Do I sparge/lauter with whole or 2%?
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02-03-2012, 04:26 PM
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"Can I still call it a Belgian Wit even though I made it in Westchester County?"
"I've Google searched for hours with no answer. What type of nuts am I supposed use in a Nutbrown ale??"
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02-03-2012, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JonM
12/:8 hilmbrews and imm nit drunkk,!! WtFFFff???!?!!??
B**ch mom dumped my brew. I'm 16 and I know what I'm doing!!!!!
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Loved these two!! 
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