Fake troll thread titles - give us your best!!
 

Got the idea from a response someone made in a thread that gave me a laugh. Some post questions are so outlandish people often think the OP is trolling so I thought it would be amusing to make a thread in which we could come up with our own imaginative fake troll thread titles. Here's three I just thought of:

Can I make a Barley Wine without barely, just with wine?

First brew ever, due to a typo I boiled for 600 minutes instead of 60! My wort is like syrup, can I top off with water?

Please help, about to brew!! My immersion chiller came without instructions!!


Rev.

Hahaha.

There was one a while back:
"Help, doing first AG, forgot to add water, is it ruined?"

Skipped fermenter and put wort and yeast straight into bottles. Okay?

"Figured out a new way to ferment using bread yeast w/o sterilizing. Critique my recipe."

12/:8 hilmbrews and imm nit drunkk,!! WtFFFff???!?!!??

B**ch mom dumped my brew. I'm 16 and I know what I'm doing!!!!!

"Got arrested while brewing 'It's just a wort chiller, officer'"

Edit: my neighbors think my chiller is a still for moonshine

I loved that one!

Brewing milk stout. Do I sparge/lauter with whole or 2%?

"Can I still call it a Belgian Wit even though I made it in Westchester County?"

"I've Google searched for hours with no answer. What type of nuts am I supposed use in a Nutbrown ale??"


Rev.

Loved these two!! :mug:


Rev.