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Old 07-31-2009, 04:27 AM   #1
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This is frak'n hilarious!!


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Been there before, some are pretty funny, but so many people I know are saying that for every little thing, it's getting old and annoying.

"I have to wake up early tomorrow, FML". Really? Is it THAT bad? Shutup.

Some are so ridiculous that a FML is ok though.
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:31 PM   #3
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My favorite one so far:

Today is my 30th Birthday, for my birthday she got me a membership to match.com, this is how I found out she wanted a divorce. FML
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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls", his response, "We don't". FML
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Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML
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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML
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