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08-12-2008, 10:23 PM
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Location: Norwalk, Ohio
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The dumbed down olympics fred
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Ya know? There was a time I gave a crap about the greasy sweaty bastards rolling around groping each other making it look like our country could kick another countries ass if a war broke out and total victory in the unavoidable war was going to be decided on which team could make the best back-flip on a four inch wide bar.....Let me say that another way....
Our contry can beat your country at sychronised diving, therefore your country sucks? Give me a ****ing rest!!!
I'll tell you what the best ever sport is...Cilimbing a ****ing rope!! I did it when I was a kid. Best ****ing orgasm I ever had! I got to the top of the rope, all that friction did the job.... Was I thinking "Oh yeah!!! Up your's China! ? NO! I was thinking it was pretty ****ing cool that I could do that with a rope!
Give sport back to the needy sexually depraved wankers that really NEED it!
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08-12-2008, 10:24 PM
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Wow I love this rant! Wish I were drinking like you
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The successful have nobody to blame but themselves, I really wish they would take some responsibility for their own actions...
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08-12-2008, 10:28 PM
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For the love of beer!
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Location: Cheshire, England
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You need to sell the TV.
It works.
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08-12-2008, 11:14 PM
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Apple bobbing! Let's all try that!! The first goddamn country to get more apples that they can actually eat all by themselves wins the ****ing food war! China is already winning the "poisoning otherwise fit and healthy people " race by a landslide! let's give them a ****ing medal for that!
Biggest mouth gold medal? I'll take it! Just so long as I get 12 seconds of everlasting fake fame on CNN ! Colour me obnoxious, and call me a wanker. It's all bull****.
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Why do they never tell you they are a guy until AFTER you put your hand up their skirt?
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08-12-2008, 11:39 PM
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Olympic apple bobbing, now there is a hell of an idea !!!
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08-13-2008, 12:05 AM
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Olympic brewing! Like Iron Chef, but with beer and gold medals!
NOW we're talkin'!
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08-13-2008, 10:36 AM
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Olympic caber tossing! Or even better, play a REAL man's sport, caber-tag!
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08-13-2008, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by EvilTOJ
Olympic caber tossing! Or even better, play a REAL man's sport, caber-tag!
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LOL, and don't forget about the ever-exciting javelin-catch and snake-pit-jump!
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08-13-2008, 01:28 PM
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Location: Veneta, OR
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How about womens olympic jello wrestling??
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08-13-2008, 03:17 PM
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Had this conversation in the bar last night.
"Boxing? You mean to tell me that I've seen nothing but synchronized f***ing diving plastered across every TV for the past 2 days while there's olympic boxing going on? WTF is wrong with this picture? Has the world gone mad?"
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