Drunken ramblngs - Page 30

**paulthenurse** · 05-19-2009, 10:50 PM

Barrel - check.

Porn stache - check.

Yummbo - Ok, I'm pretty embaressed right now. But still - Racheal Ray? I would.

**Cape Brewing** · 05-19-2009, 11:52 PM

Actually... it was "Yummmmmm - bo!"

With several M's a dash and the bo with an exclamation point... for emphasis.

WOW.... I'm starting to think your avatar is what you look like now after your little "vacation".. or at least what you're trying to look like

**paulthenurse** · 05-20-2009, 01:16 PM

Look, I'm blaming my daughter. She's been saying that all the time lately and I must have picked it up from hearing her.

Either that or I am morphing into a twink.

Betting line forms to the left.

PTN

**Cape Brewing** · 05-20-2009, 02:27 PM

So now we need to find someone who knows Vinny at Russian River so we can sweet talk a recipe out of him.

And I dunno PTN... I was thinking big barrel... none of this little 15 gallons crap. What are we gonna do with 15 gallons?? Besides nuthing?

**paulthenurse** · 05-20-2009, 04:45 PM

Well, other than ponying up some bucks for a used 60 (which we can get for $120 at M & M, I just checked.) we're stuck with my 5.

60 gallons of lambic..... I'm tempted to say yumbo again but I know you'll laugh at me.

PTN

**Cape Brewing** · 05-20-2009, 07:26 PM

$120?? BAH... that's nuthin!

Get two!!

Ok... maybe just one. I dunno... whatta ya think? Get a real group brew together like the Utopias and then split it among all of the brewers? I can do 15 gallons of a beer that big. I can ask the SSBC guys who are coming.

Check your schedule first and see what your story is.

Just shave that freakin' stache off before then. I don't want anyone in SSBC finding out I know someone that looks like that.

**paulthenurse** · 05-20-2009, 10:00 PM

Oh me son,
Dem squirrels be runnin' round in me brain. Dey runnin' round n' round on de treadmill, runnin' and runnin and no-one tinks dey be gettin anywhereabouts but dey squirrels, dey be smarter den we know. Dey be likes little duckys on dey pond. Dey don't look like dey be doin' much on da top but dey be paddlin' like hell unna da surface. Yup, dat's what me brain is right now, me boy, it's a duck.

Squeak, squeak, squeak!

Quack, quack, quack!

I'm a duck, dat's what I yam, and dat's alll's what I yam. And dat makes you a son of a duck. Oh, it's a wonerful ting we got goin' here, indeed it tis.

Quack.

PTN

**paulthenurse** · 05-20-2009, 11:21 PM

I have a confession. I just re-read this entire thread, start to finish and damned near pissed my pants. Of course, given my advaced age and questionable prostate gland that is just another day n the life, but all in all this is one funny freakin' thread.

PTN

**Cape Brewing** · 05-21-2009, 12:23 AM

F#(&!

Ugggg... SONOFA!!!!!

I just read your little squirrel/duck freak show post... and I know what you're f'in talkin about. I'm with ya...

God have mercy on my soul.

I feel dirty.

**paulthenurse** · 05-22-2009, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cape Brewing

God have mercy on my soul.

Not too likely.