Fingers

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Well, mine does. She sorta eats anything I give her, especially if she has witnessed me eating it, but she doesn't like beer. Not that I would give her a glass to lap, but she turns her nose up at my glass every time. Dulse, on the other hand, is worth a nibble or two. Not your basic doggy-bone drool-on-the floor orgasm, but worth climbing onto the bed for a hand out.

And she nibbles. Not the dulse, not the dog biscuits, not her food. People. She pushes her face into your arm, back, or chest and does this rapid little 'nibble' on the fabric. Sometimes she gets a little bit of skin, but she's getting better. Nipping is clearly not the goal. Nibbling is.

At this point you're probably thinking poodle or shih tzu or some other little darting football, but what we're talking about is a yellow lab. Now that we've established scale, here's another kicker. She wants a threesome.

At first I thought it was simply jealousy but it became abundantly clear that she found both SWMBO and I equally attractive when we embrace. It appears to be simply a lack of subtly and technique when she intervenes, or 'joins in' if you prefer, because there is no animosity shown to either party and we can all enjoy the subtle textures of ground cat food when it's applied liberally to our ear canals.

Go get some dulse. It's really good and good for you.

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TopDog

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This is disturbing on soooo many levels.

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Fingers

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Dogs can post on the internet.

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Madman

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What in the blue **** is dulse?

And no, I'm not going to google it.

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TerapinChef

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I'm not sure what's going on here, but it appears that dulce is a sea growing vegetable that appears on the Northern California coast.

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The Open Heart Surgery Recovery "Dramedy" continues!

Revvy's one of the cool reverends. He has a Harley and a t-shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the bitch was Raptured. - Madman

I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew

Schlenkerla

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WTF - Did you make an IPA hopped with Northern Pride?

High Supplies - Cannabis Seeds Shop

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Primary: Dunkelweizen, Helles, Apfelwein
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Drinking: Light Ale, Fat Tyre Clone, Portly Porter, Apfelwein
Next: Irish Dry Stout, Caribou Slobber,

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VatorMan

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I nominate this for the "Best spelling in a drunk post" award.

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Jolly McStanson

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My interpretation of this thread:


Why is it, that when ever it isn't going to throw the ball after she came over and went to work not knowing that inside or outside?

There is one or two different air planes landing on the place that isn't or could be in bed sleeping and being thirsty. So Santa had a glass of water and a carrot if there was a chimney.

There

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Kegged: half of something from last Spring
Kegged: half of something from last Spring
Kegged: half of something from last Spring

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gypsum and pony rides

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