CreamyGoodness

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That if you take an ordinary saltine cracker and bite off two corners that are directly across from each other, it will now look like New Jersey.

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.

Hammy71

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Yeah...it does kinda look like an arm pit.

mbauer013

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I did it, but my saltine was still free of health endangering pollution, rampant crime, and Chris Christie.

Pretty sure I would've notice Chris Christie on a cracker!

headbanger

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For the second time tonight...

You people really need to move out of the city.

Why oh why won't you just listen to me?

sonofgrok

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Someone actually eats saltines?

... and voluntarily live in New Jersey?

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cheezydemon3

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Believe it or not, those are some of Creamy's better habits.....

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stamandster

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Plus his name is Creamy Goodness... that was voluntary too!

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