Did you know...
 

That if you take an ordinary saltine cracker and bite off two corners that are directly across from each other, it will now look like New Jersey.

Yeah...it does kinda look like an arm pit. :)

I did it, but my saltine was still free of health endangering pollution, rampant crime, and Chris Christie.

Pretty sure I would've notice Chris Christie on a cracker!

For the second time tonight...

You people really need to move out of the city.

Why oh why won't you just listen to me?

:mug:

Someone actually eats saltines?

... and voluntarily live in New Jersey?

Believe it or not, those are some of Creamy's better habits.....;)

Plus his name is Creamy Goodness... that was voluntary too!