A day in the life of HBT
 

Oh noooohhhhhhzzzz, my beerz is ruined!
Don't dump it.
You should've made a starter.
Dry yeast is better.
Only if you're a MOD EDIT.
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Funyons!
Onions can kill your dog.
So can hops.
My dog died once.
No kidding, he can't die twice.
You must think you're awesome, pwning teh Interwebz and all.
Make spent grain biscuits for your dog.
I tried, the extract burned to the aluminum baking pan.
You should've used stainless.
It's magnetic.
No it's not.
What should I brew next?
Beer.
Can I put organic yarrow root extract in my secondary?
No, because you shouldn't secondary.
It's not called a secondary.
Yes it is.
But there aren't bubbles in the airlock.
Text wall.
if u ad shuggar 2 ur watur, duz it maek Bud Light?
Yes. But only under your bed.
Lock. Ban.
BMC sucks.
Only because you can't make it.
Oh noooohhhhhhzzzz, my beerz is ruined!

Haha epic. Sitting here sipping my Jameson and enjoying HBT

I'm making a chocolate raspberry avocado espresso banana stout, but my airlock is not bubbling. Should I be worried?

I think there's a reason I've started reading the forums on probrewer a lot more. Yes, there's a lot of great advice here, but there's also a lot of ^^^ (referring to OP's post)

If you don't like the OP's drunken ramblings - GO AWAY!:p

Does he look infected??
My beer has been in primary for 4 days, can I bottle it now? :rolleyes:

Oh no I completely enjoy the drunken ramblings you can find on HBT... it's the repeated-horse-beaten-to-a-second-death posts that can be quite tiring.

Edit: I'll never stop coming here, it's just when I get tired of the "I got drunk when brewing and dropped a deuce in my fermenter, will my beer be okay?????" threads, I jump on over to probrewer to try to stop choking on whatever I'm drinking at the moment.

That looks terrible, send it to me for proper disposal!

No your beer is not ready, leave it in primary for 2 years 3 1/2 months then take gravity readings for 3 days. If the readings are the same then you can bottle!;)

But can you check my recipe....

rdwhahb!