I was left to my own devices today with a soccer match to listen to and a case of beer to keep me company. Now I'm having to go back and see what asinine posts I've made today. It ain't pretty, but it coulda been a lot worse considering the state I was in! Damn that woman for leaving me unsupervised! I could have even got out of the house!
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Why do they never tell you they are a guy until AFTER you put your hand up their skirt?
You whinny little transparent garden decoration!!!!
My wife left me alone with 10 gallons beer needing to be kegged, a new 15 gallon boil kettle and ingredients to brew with!!
Having racked, stacked, carbed, brewed and cleaned away my day, I walk into the house and what should I find? Freakin curry on the plate and a smile on the face?!?!?! WTF!!!!!!! Where is my wife who bitches when I brew????? Complains when I drink more than a pint???
When I wake up from this dream, I'm blaming you mulch munchkin! Bet it's all just a damned dream.
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That's not a beer gut, it's a liquid grain storage facility!
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Originally Posted by DrinksWellWithOthers
You're all wrong. Apfelwein is a time machine and mind eraser combined into one.
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Brewer for Hoppin' Frog Brewery.
"I am not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. An alcoholic means that I have a problem and when I drink all my problems go away."
Not only not dead, but my wake up call was morning whoopy!!!
I'm so so sorry
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Originally Posted by seanbaby, cracked.com
A study done by the National Center For Disease Control found that for every zombie survival plan you have, you are 100 percent less likely to have a sexually transmitted disease.
Damned Alcohol!!
Damn that woman for leaving me unsupervised! I could have even got out of the house!
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