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Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
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Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! - The Dude
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
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05-02-2009, 08:53 PM
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"The kid's right; you are wierd." - Dennis Leary in: Operation Dumbo Drop
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05-02-2009, 10:42 PM
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Have you seen my baseball? - something about mary
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05-02-2009, 10:57 PM
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I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us.
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"Science + beer = good!"
-Adam Savage
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05-02-2009, 11:01 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time that ball saved me, I'd have a ****load of nickels!
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05-02-2009, 11:34 PM
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Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away.
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"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night."
-Greek Proverb
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05-02-2009, 11:57 PM
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Rob: How many strokes?
Mike: I don't know. Eight or Nine.
Rob: I'll give you an eight.
Mike: What'd you get?
Rob: An eight.
Mike: Looks like we're in a dead heat after one hole. This is turning into quite a rivalry.
Rob: You better replace the pin, Chi-Chi. The natives look restless.
(Swingers)
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05-03-2009, 12:11 AM
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Well, if you can remove the sexual overtones and add a golf theme, then Romeo, I am your Juliet.
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05-03-2009, 12:50 AM
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This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
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Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! - The Dude
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
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05-03-2009, 01:02 AM
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Time to brew!
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You're gonna need a bigger boat.
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