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Originally Posted by Blademaker
My wife: Oh, you bought another AR15? Nice........I want a Walther P22 with laser sights.
Me: Noooooo problem, dear.
My wife: Maybe later, we'll get the paperwork done and get a suppressor to go with it.
Me: Sounds like a winner.
My wife: Great! Lets go to Taco Mac's and have some good beers.
Me: <Sniff> I love you.
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Me: I'm gonna go play Xbox.
Wife: what? I thought we were watching dancing with the stars?
Me: that show stinks.
Wife: you used to watch it with me.
Me: that's when I was still trying to get in your pants.
Wife: whatever.
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10-10-2012, 12:32 AM
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My wife was terrible. Too many complaints to list. So I threw him out.
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10-10-2012, 12:57 AM
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My GF never answers her phone. I'll call and get her voicemail, and usually she'll call back about an hour later. Sometimes not. She doesn't do it on purpose, just turns the volume down to the vibration, then drops it in her purse. Doesn't hear it, doesn't feel it. Realistically, it's a minor irritation to me. But what really sent me over the edge on day was when she didn't answer her phone after dropping of a LOT of job applications. Seriously, turn the effing volume up. You may be getting a callback on a job. 
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10-10-2012, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by jmendez29
My GF never answers her phone. I'll call and get her voicemail, and usually she'll call back about an hour later. Sometimes not. She doesn't do it on purpose, just turns the volume down to the vibration, then drops it in her purse. Doesn't hear it, doesn't feel it. Realistically, it's a minor irritation to me. But what really sent me over the edge on day was when she didn't answer her phone after dropping of a LOT of job applications. Seriously, turn the effing volume up. You may be getting a callback on a job. |
Sounds like she's just not that into you.
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10-10-2012, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by shelly_belly
My wife makes grilled cheese too often. Sometimes, I'd rather have a real meal.
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Wow. Don't hear that one very often. 
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10-10-2012, 03:27 AM
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She wants to drink all the lambic. I don't want to share that much because it's delicious.
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10-10-2012, 04:27 AM
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Sounds like she's just not that into you.
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I see how you could get that, but her mom complains about the same thing. She even calls me to get ahold of her sometimes. I just don't see the point of owning a cellphone if you aren't going to acknowledge its existence.
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10-10-2012, 12:59 PM
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Never forget...
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Originally Posted by SharonaZamboni
My wife was terrible. Too many complaints to list. So I threw him out.
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Bwahahaha At least he brought donuts home 
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Originally Posted by jmendez29
My GF never answers her phone. I'll call and get her voicemail, and usually she'll call back about an hour later. Sometimes not. She doesn't do it on purpose, just turns the volume down to the vibration, then drops it in her purse. Doesn't hear it, doesn't feel it. Realistically, it's a minor irritation to me. But what really sent me over the edge on day was when she didn't answer her phone after dropping of a LOT of job applications. Seriously, turn the effing volume up. You may be getting a callback on a job. |
My pet peeve with my wife is similar to this. She never answers her phone! We can be texting and when I get tired of texting and just call, she doesn't answer? Really??? the phone is in your hand! you are sending me a text!!! You can't answer it?!?!?!
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This means something different in this thread 
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He's too retarded to do anything on his own, but I can easily throw him down a slide.
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Doritos are evil. Taco Bell is evil. Ergo, Ginger is Satan.
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10-10-2012, 01:48 PM
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Just wait until the woman you complain about find this thread. Then you'll be complaining that you're sleeping on your sofa.
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10-10-2012, 02:12 PM
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Grows On You Like Yeast
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My wife likes to watch bad Lifetime movies and call out "oh my God its so bad! I love it so much!"
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