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Originally Posted by YooperBrew
A Coke can phone? Nah, I'm more of a Pepsi can fan.
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Aww, Yoop, I am disappointed. You know that Coke is it, right? Come on, it comes in Red and White cans, same color as the beloved Red Wings! It's an original, like the Original 6 team, the RED WINGS! It used to have cocaine in it!!
Pepsi is like a "tries real hard, but can't quite compete" second cousin, to Coke. You've never heard of anyone performing a salvage operation on a sunken boat just to recover the load of Pepsi, have you? (ok, you might not have heard the story of how they did that for Coke, but it's true, I swear I read about it in, THE COLA WARS book).