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Old 01-26-2008, 11:56 AM   #11
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Now that's a drunken rambling!
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or is it a Mindless Mumbling
It is definitely both!


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Old 01-26-2008, 12:14 PM   #12
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Pardon me stewardess, but I speak drucken, I can help.

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my sofa an th porch is very ncice, they can kiss my ass. ill take em all. fight me bout it. i dare yalls. leave mty sofa alone. wicker is ugly, cordaroy is way nicer. we give ut cnadu w no raxors on halloween on thst soafa to the kids. you lie kkids, no. ? sofa is good. friend ssit on it and drink beers,., we make bbers and they tll me ny niegbor isworse but he is my friend., i dont complain. leav ehis dead mommas stuff alone tgoo. this IS texas! we kicj u in pit. die code monkey!!!!@
My sofa on the porch is very nice. They can kiss my ass.
I'll take them all. Fight me about it! I dare ya'll!
Leave my sofa alone.
Wicker is ugly, corduroy is way nicer!
We give out candy with no razors on Halloween on that sofa to the kids.
You like kids, no?
Sofa is good.
Friends sit on it and drink beers.
Me make beers and they told me my neighbor is worse, but he is my friend.
I don't complain.
Leave his dead mom's stuff alone too. This IS Texas!
We kick you in the pit! DIE CODE MONKEY!

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Hope tomorrow is better Zul'jin!!


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Old 01-26-2008, 12:48 PM   #13
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I hear ya man. A sofa don't get really "right" til it's been on the porch a year or two.
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Old 01-26-2008, 01:00 PM   #14
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If I Had a nickel fro every time I felt like that... Woohoo was he going 100 mph or what! Gotta agree with him though. All a guy wants to do is brew a beer and drink it on his couch..... I don't understand why they're complaining, it's not like the couch is in the yard up on blocks next to the old ford pinto.
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Old 01-26-2008, 01:52 PM   #15
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You might be a redneck if...
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Old 01-26-2008, 02:04 PM   #16
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That's b*******!

Tell the code monkey you need a place to sit while you clean your guns and mutter to yourself! Then put another on right next to it, along with a nice recliner!
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Old 01-26-2008, 02:40 PM   #17
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Old 01-26-2008, 03:04 PM   #19
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Pardon me stewardess, but I speak drucken, I can help.
That was hilarious Cap'n! There's probably good money to be made with your excellent bi-lingual skills......
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This was a pretty funny read this morning. Druck as he was, he was still able to spell "enforcement" in the title, the rest of the post required translation.


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