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Old 09-27-2012, 01:16 PM   #11
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I forgave the Canadians for Celine Deon, I gnashed my teeth and forgave them for Brian Adams and Tom Greene, and I figured the TakeSomeAdvice guy was just one yutz working alone... but this was the last straw. They dont even put out new Kids in the Hall episodes anymore. Something must be done.


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Old 09-27-2012, 01:32 PM   #12
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I forgave the Canadians for Celine Deon, I gnashed my teeth and forgave them for Brian Adams and Tom Greene, and I figured the TakeSomeAdvice guy was just one yutz working alone... but this was the last straw. They dont even put out new Kids in the Hall episodes anymore. Something must be done.
You mean you don't appreciate Howie Mandel?


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Old 09-27-2012, 01:38 PM   #13
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Dont be insulting howie, I'll get so upset I wont even be able to club seals.
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What they didnt mention is the size of the force the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen boast these days. What is their agenda?
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What they didnt mention is the size of the force the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen boast these days. What is their agenda?
They are planning on "basic instinct"ing as many unsuspecting Americans as possible. Read 'em and weep, ya damn yankees!

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Yeah, and their beer sucks too!
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Yeah, and their beer sucks too!
You can always add water to it so it tastes like the swill you're accustomed to down there.
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I think we should get drunk of Yuenglings (It's American Made still, not like that commie Budweiser) then watch Stripes and Canadain Bacon for inspiration and INVADE THOSE BASTIGES!!!!!!!



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You can always add water to it so it tastes like the swill you're accustomed to down there.
It seems you missed my "Canadian Bacon" reference.

But I understand what you were trying to do there. Too bad the swill I'm accustomed to "down here" (I'm pretty much directly west of Toronto) is Founders and Bells...
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What's a canada?


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