Ouroboros

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So this guy shows up on campus today to warn of the dangers of beer, bestiality in fraternities, and premarital hand holding:



His wife had one of those delightful sandwich boards listing all the groups going to hell, and I found "beer lovers" made the list. Upon informing them that I'm a homebrewer, I was told that a special place in hell awaits me, and that I should be stoned. I presume they meant the kind of stoning that involves rocks.

I need spiritual advice. Why does god hate barley? And why are grapes alright?

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"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."


Pondering: Roggenwein, Irish Red, Another Single-Hop IPA, Roggenbier w/ local wild yeast
Primary: Hefeweizen, Nugget Single-Hop IPA, Chamomile Wheat
Secondary: Saffron Metheglin
Bottled: Belgian Strong Dark, Saffron Wheat, UK Barleywine, Tripel, IIPA

HokieBrewer

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I like that vest. Can you ask where he got that?

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Now here's a little something that you might not like. My DJ's name is Mix Master Mike.

PvtSkippy

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Bah, I'll be too busy shaking hands with all my friends to give a crap when I get to hell.

Walker

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loads of 'crazy' in those eyes.

that is an excellent photograph, though. did you take it?

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Ground Fault Brewing Co.

Brewing Clamper

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Dude, that guy creeps me out... like, "hide your kids" creeps me out.

Ouroboros

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I wish... but alas no. This is the same guy, but all I have are cell phone shots that I can't get onto my computer.

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"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."


Pondering: Roggenwein, Irish Red, Another Single-Hop IPA, Roggenbier w/ local wild yeast
Primary: Hefeweizen, Nugget Single-Hop IPA, Chamomile Wheat
Secondary: Saffron Metheglin
Bottled: Belgian Strong Dark, Saffron Wheat, UK Barleywine, Tripel, IIPA

cheezydemon3

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I thought you said "a special recipe awaits you in hell" I was halfway packed.

What's this moron's name? We need a JED Hell's FURY Ale recipe......STAT!!!!

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justwhatthehellareYOUlookingat?

Ouroboros

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I've got a funny picture of his wife waving a condom around while wearing her sandwich board.

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"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."


Pondering: Roggenwein, Irish Red, Another Single-Hop IPA, Roggenbier w/ local wild yeast
Primary: Hefeweizen, Nugget Single-Hop IPA, Chamomile Wheat
Secondary: Saffron Metheglin
Bottled: Belgian Strong Dark, Saffron Wheat, UK Barleywine, Tripel, IIPA

WildGingerBrewing

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hahahahahahahahaha

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Ouroboros

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He goes by "Brother Jed" and he takes his Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God routine all over the place. He hits up my school at maybe once a year. Hmm... some good ideas are coming to mind:

ABOMINATOR
5 lb Munich
5 lb Vienna
1 lb Rye, infected with ergot
0.25 lb Unmalted barley, roasted over a lake of molten brimstone
1 oz (Holy) Warrior, 60 min

Single infusion mash at 153F. Pitch some WLP666 and don't bother with temperature controls, because there ain't gonna be any where you're headed after you drink this.

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"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."


Pondering: Roggenwein, Irish Red, Another Single-Hop IPA, Roggenbier w/ local wild yeast
Primary: Hefeweizen, Nugget Single-Hop IPA, Chamomile Wheat
Secondary: Saffron Metheglin
Bottled: Belgian Strong Dark, Saffron Wheat, UK Barleywine, Tripel, IIPA