Yee-Hah! We're #1! Actually, I know I don't live in Milwaukee, but an hour north is close enough in this case!.
I agree with Pumbaa and Korkob. Two beers a day makes a "heavy drinker?" Hell, it takes a six pack just to warm up before going to the bars! And five drinks is "binge drinking"? Nuh-uh. Binge drinking is when you wake up naked next to some fat chick and you hope to hell nobody saw you leave with her and you REALLY hope she doesn't know your name and/or phone number!
They gotta stop letting MADD do these damned surveys!
