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04-08-2010, 08:48 PM
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Vendor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,108
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The Wolf Shirt
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Short Description
A black shirt featuring a wolf howling at our logo in a dream catcher. Also, there's a sweet shooting star. Pretty cool, huh?
Detailed Description
I see you everyday in our store. Some are born to be wild. Some are born to roam. You, however, were born to brew. But how to get this point across to those who just don't understand?
The mysterious powers of the wolf shirt are numerous and not to be taken lightly. Have you heard Buzz Aldrin was wearing a wolf shirt for luck during the entire lunar mission? Or that Roger Maris had one underneath his uniform when he hit his record-breaking 61st home run? Or that every winning American president wore one on election night? It has even been said that Michael Phelps practiced for the 2008 Beijing Olympics by swimming with a wolf shirt on.
Is it a stretch to imagine you wearing it someday soon at the awards podium at The Great American Beer Festival?
Does it even need to be washed? There is lengthy debate on the matter. But one thing is for sure, you were born to brew and this shirt was born for you. Cheers, brother.
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All this for just $16.99!
Here's how to order.
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04-08-2010, 08:50 PM
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PKU
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The Cold Part of AZ
Posts: 26,264
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Forrest,
the humorous descriptions on your website for many of your items are cracking me up!
I didn't buy this shirt, but I did pick up the OG/FG "For those about to rack, we salute you!"  |
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04-08-2010, 09:14 PM
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Beer Herder
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Elizabeth, CO
Posts: 2,067
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Good lord that's so wrong...
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04-08-2010, 09:17 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oconomowoc, Wisconsin
Posts: 8,388
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Straight awesome.
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04-08-2010, 10:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: DC
Posts: 967
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That joke is so old and played...cmon guys
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04-08-2010, 11:18 PM
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Vendor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,108
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I guess everyone else will be buying one.
Forrest
P.S. We have shirts on their way to My Morning Jacket and several other celebs. They are down with it.
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04-08-2010, 11:23 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Sparta, Tn
Posts: 9,055
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Originally Posted by rexbanner
That joke is so old and played...cmon guys
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If you don't wanna be cool, your loss. Who wouldn't brew in that shirt? Right after the sleeves are cut off.
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04-08-2010, 11:27 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Columbus, MS
Posts: 257
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Looks like a shirt you'd find for sale in a truck stop or something.
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04-08-2010, 11:56 PM
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Vendor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,108
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Originally Posted by Backporchbrewery
Looks like a shirt you'd find for sale in a truck stop or something.
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04-09-2010, 12:25 AM
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Vendor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wildwest450
If you don't wanna be cool, your loss. Who wouldn't brew in that shirt? Right after the sleeves are cut off.
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This shirt is so popular that we should also make it available on:
Bedsheets
Satin Jackets
Wife Beaters
Coozies
Car Seat Covers
Bandanas
Motorcycle Flags
Teddys
Scullys (for people that live in St. Paul and Milwaukee)
Shower Curtain and Toilet Seat Cover Set
Car Covers
Decks of Cards
Beach Towels
1 Piece Swimsuits
Hot Tub Covers
and more......
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