I toss my vote in for the idea of a Woot Off-style sale where there's a limited number of items at a drastically reduced price, then a new item goes up the instant those are gone. Maybe once a month for 48 hours. (48 hours ensures that, while people obviously won't be around for every second of the sale, nobody will miss all of it.)
This will surely be all our financial ruin

(excepts Ed's haha)