Well if you do have bottle bombs and your GF kills you, we want pictures. Obviously, we're only asking for them to prosecute your GF, of course. Heh, and if you don't have 48 bottle bombs, we all want a beer. Not to mention the fact that if either of you has a fat sister. . . .
How much sudz could a Sudz Chudz chugz, if a Sudz Chudz could chugz sudz?
Beer: It's a glassful of Happiness!