Wyeast 1728 Scottish Ale Yeast, although I'm certain White labs has something similar. With the right yeast, you may not even need the single malt.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
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