what is an SWMBO

Something to do with the wife, I know, but what does the acronym stand for? (I'm new here)

So What...My Balls Offend

She Who Must Be Obeyed (took me a while to figure it out as well)

Ahhhhh, thanks was bugging me

Party Pooper

hotstack said:

She Who Must Be Obeyed (took me a while to figure it out as well)

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You're fired!

The SWMBO haze is a standard ritual here on HBT.

Proper responce was soemthing like:

Sometimes Woman Makes Blowjobs Optional

Swmbo Wreckers Must Be Ousted

Here we ga again


There many threads on this lol. I am sure if its been said here or if it is going to be said it already has been spoke.


Here is a small sample,

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/many-meanings-swmbo-collection-creative-ideas-91739/

serious wort brewers may bottle often..........

something won't be manageable, beer's optimistic

Sinful wild beauties make bedtime orgasmic


Come on, everybody, get with the program. It should take at least 4 pages before the secret is revealed!

Where did it originate?.....


*Hint......the BBC

Sweaty
Wet
Moustaches
Belch
Openly

Someone
Who
Might
Be
Obese

Single
Women
Might
Be
Obsessive

hotstack said:

She Who Must Be Obeyed (took me a while to figure it out as well)

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Obviously it didn't take to TOO long to figure it out if you didn't catch on to the ritualism and blasphemy of spilling the beans!

Stack
Who
May
Be
Obliterated

Seriously, Who Might Bitter Often?

Samuel William Moffett, Brewer Outstanding!

srsly.

hotstack said:

She Who Must Be Obeyed (took me a while to figure it out as well)

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$h!thead Who Must Be Omitted

Someone Who Must Brew Often

Submissive
Whiney
Men
Belching
Oppression

Sexual
Withdrawal
Means
Brewing
Often

This one works forwards and backwards.

-OCD

So Whats My Best Option?

Single
Women
Move
Briskly
Over...

when the average homebrewer approaches them.

Silly Willy Moves Big Otters

she wants my beer only

hotstack said:

She Who Must Be Obeyed (took me a while to figure it out as well)

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Some Weirdo's Must Be Obliterated

Slut with Massive Butt Orifice

South
Wests
Massive
Butt
Organs

Sexually Wanton Miscreants Bend Over

Chris300s said:

Where did it originate?.....


*Hint......the BBC

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Nope, try earlier that Rumpole....try the 1800's.

The first use of swmbo was in the serialized novel "She" (who must be obeyed) by H. Rider Haggard published between October 1886 to January 1887....IIRC it is part of the Alan Quartermain novels...Remember the movie King Solomon's Mine

And the Sean Connery Character in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.



You can read the novel online it looks like...Bibliomania: Free Online Literature and Study Guides


And Ursula Andres made a damn fine looking one in the 1966 film version.





huminahuminahumina!!!!!!


Anyone remember this thread???? https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/who-wears-pants-round-here-72230/

Or this one?

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/why-i-hate-swmbo-71202/

hotstack said:

She Who Must Be Obeyed (took me a while to figure it out as well)

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So, Who Must Be Ostracized
for giving the answer too soon?
Hotstack!!!!!

Sigh, We Must Begin Ostrication!

hotstack must perform penance!

Silly Woman, My Brewery's Outside.