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Old 07-15-2009, 06:46 PM   #11
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OK I'm gonna stop using the oven door as a step ladder now after seeing that. As an extra precaution, I am also going to stop using a hot grid to scratch my ass. I am also considering that whole "Gas oven as an oxygen tent" idea. I was never really sure about that concept anyway.


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Old 07-15-2009, 06:46 PM   #12
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I peeled those rollover warning stickers off the visor in my Jeep. I'm thinking about replacing them with something like these.


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Old 07-15-2009, 06:49 PM   #13
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This was so cool! But the guy playing stove and scaffolding foot needs more practice. He was a little to syncopated for my taste. Keezer/stove guy was dead on imho. Who are these people? Why wasn't I a fan of these guys before? *heads off to googledom.*
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:37 PM   #14
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I see the problem. He didn't put a cinder block under the door before stepping on it.
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:58 PM   #15
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In the event of using the oven door as a step and causing it to fall on top of you, turn the oven to the highest setting, carefully climb into the oven, and close the door behind you. Bake for at least 60 minutes. This will prevent the problem from re-occuring.
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Alright so you tell me how i'm supposed to dry my shoes while still wearing them.
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Who doesn't stand on the oven door while boiling their wort?
Thats a door for the oven??

Hell I thought it was a stepstool or something for my daughter to stand on and help me brew.

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Old 07-15-2009, 08:45 PM   #18
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Not a washer, but as an undergrad and did go for a ride in one of the large driers in the dorm. I climbed in and braced myself. Then I had a VERY TRUSTWORTHY friend, turn it on briefly

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Not a washer, but as an undergrad and did go for a ride in one of the large driers in the dorm. I climbed in and braced myself. Then I had a VERY TRUSTWORTHY friend, turn it on briefly
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