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Old 08-19-2011, 08:21 PM   #11
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Aside from what happened to your actual beer, your silver rule actually falls under the RDWHAHB rule.

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Old 08-19-2011, 08:34 PM   #12
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Last week I tried my Cucumber Summer Ale after a week of bottling. I knew it was green, just wanted to see how it was coming along. It was so rancid smelling and they were all gushers (I think I got the priming sugar calculations wrong) that I proceeded to pour out what I thought was all of the bottles (I did this cause I needed the bottles to bottle more beer) without even tasting it.


You...you did WHAT? You didn't even TASTE it?



Because you needed more BOTTLES? Did you know that there are plenty of sources of bottles that contain non-homebrews in them?

I sentence you to 10 lashes with a 3/8" vinyl tube.

Never crack open another homebrew beer before waiting 3 weeks.
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Old 08-19-2011, 08:39 PM   #13
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I hold my head in shame and promise to never do it again. My self inflicted punishment shall be to drink every bottle I open tonight until I pass out.

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Old 08-19-2011, 09:08 PM   #14
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I hold my head in shame and promise to never do it again. My self inflicted punishment shall be to drink every bottle I open tonight until I pass out.
I self inflict that punishment quite often
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Old 08-20-2011, 02:04 AM   #15
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well, about every batch I've ever tasted of mine after only a week in the bottle was flat and tasted like hammered asshole. Give them 3 or 4 weeks and the transformation is amazing.

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Old 08-20-2011, 03:38 AM   #16
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well, about every batch I've ever tasted of mine after only a week in the bottle was flat and tasted like hammered asshole.
Just out of curiosity, what does hammered asshole taste like? Gimme a comparison, because I'm at a loss.
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:43 PM   #17
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Hammered asshole? I thought everyone knew about that.
Kind of a mix between crap and BMC

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Hammered asshole? I thought everyone knew about that.
Kind of a mix between crap and BMC
Dear Lord, I'm gonna regret this, but what is BMC?
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Old 08-20-2011, 07:54 PM   #19
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Dear Lord, I'm gonna regret this, but what is BMC?
BMC = bud, miller, coors. Used on here to reference most beers that are mass produced.
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Old 08-20-2011, 08:20 PM   #20
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BMC = bud, miller, coors. Used on here to reference most beers that are mass produced.
Oh for Christ's sake. I know that! I completely forgot.

Maybe I SHOULD cut down on drinking.
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