New Giveaway - Wort Monster Conical Fermenter!

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Beer > Beginners Beer Brewing Forum > Started my first brew tonight; read for a good laugh!!




Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-11-2009, 12:39 AM   #1
Lazy8s
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 15
Default Started my first brew tonight; read for a good laugh!!

So right now my 5gal fermenter with what may one day be hefeweisen is sitting in my tub with cool water and even I am laughing. I read TJoHB and thought I knew it all. I got 2gal of water boiling in my 28qt pot and put 3 gal of cool tap water straight from the tap into the fermenter.

Next I boiled with the 1oz tettenger hops for an hour as I stirred every 15min or so. After about 45min I notice some dark colored stuff swirling around; yep there is crusty stuff on the bottom on the pot. Yay burned LME! I pushed through stirring more often.

Then I poured the hot wort (about 165degrees) into the fermenter and put it outside. After all it IS 60 out there! Then I came in to check the forums and see why my temps were still about 120. I realized I never realized a chilling method wasn't exactly optional...so I ran inside, grabbed my half full ice container and dumped it into my fermenter. I had solved the problem! Then it hit me that I put my hand in that stuff all the time...so I read a little more and by the time the ice had melted I realized I am not as sharp as I thought.

So now, out of ice, my fermeter is sitting in a tub of cold tap water with a bag (this time sanitized) of cold packs inside. I am now drinking cold beer from the store, doing the dishes, getting a good laugh. Hopefully i didn't just make 5gal of horse urine, but if I did at least from now on I'll be drinking my home brewed horse urine. :-D



__________________
Lazy8s is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 12:48 AM   #2
dontman
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 2,430
Liked 21 Times on 19 Posts
Likes Given: 2

Default

You didn't say when you added the LME. Hopefully you will find differently but ime scorched lme has come through in the final beer. Nasty.

For the future you definitely want to remove the pot from the burner when you are adding the lme and stir until it is dissolved into the water before reflaming. This will prevent scorching.

Also, for chilling, try chilling the boil pot in an ice bath until under 100 and then adding the cooled wort to the top up water in the fermenter. The colder the top up water the better. This way, once you pour in the wort the beer is already at yeast pitching temp.



__________________
On Tap: 1. Kelly R. IPA, 2. Roter Hund Hefeweizen, 3. Bud Killer Blonde, 4. Red Dog Pale, 5. Roter Hund Oktoberfest, 6. Pumpkin Ale, 7. McRed's Stout (with new nitro system and stout tap,) Cream Soda, 8. ESB # 3, & 9. Ordinary Bitter.

dontman is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 12:49 AM   #3
BBKing
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Canton, IL
Posts: 1,158
Liked 52 Times on 52 Posts
Likes Given: 12

Default

Oh man, thats funny yet $hitty at the same time.

The cool thing is is that you're able to laugh at yourself.

Try it again, and at least this time you know what you did wrong.

__________________
BBKing is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 01:43 AM   #4
jamesnsw
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: , Indiana
Posts: 862
Liked 3 Times on 3 Posts
Likes Given: 2

Default

You'll make beer, and it will be gone before you know it. Start planning the next one.

__________________
Some stuff I've made: Odell's 90 Shilling Clone, Abbey Weiss Pottsville Common, Simple Mead, Dry Dock Apricot Blonde Clone, Rye IPA, Maibock, Scrapper's Quaffable Irish Red, Short Sleep Blueberry Ale, Lazy Magnolia Pecan Nut Brown Ale Clone, Graff, Apfelwein, Cascades Orange Pale, Orfy's Mild Ale, Vagabond Gingered Ale
What to Brew for iOS (free)
jamesnsw is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 01:51 AM   #5
Lazy8s
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 15
Default

I got the water up to about 165 then I added the LME directly into the pot. X-( Now I just need to figure out what gets it off an aluminum pot. :-/ I tried soaking it in saniclean for about 10min and nothing. I may have to use steel wool and try not to scratch it too badly. Fortunately anything that goes into the pot gets boiled so some light abrasions shouldn't render it unusable. Unfortunately I don't think I can afford an immersion cooler right now but that's ok. I liked the idea I read where a forum member boiled water then put it into a sanitized container and froze it. The other option is freezing a gallon milk jug of water and sanitizing it before I put it into the wort.

The scary part is I cook a LOT, and not just mac and cheese but nice food like veal picatta and cedar salmon. I ALWAYS smell when a sauce tarts to scorch but with this I couldn't tell a difference honestly; it smelled the same. I am trying to relax and hopefully it will turn out well. Do you guys really think I need to start over? :-(

__________________
Lazy8s is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 02:17 AM   #6
daveooph131
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 1,106
Liked 29 Times on 26 Posts

Default

It may or may not turn out well. I would worry about an infection from the ice dumped directly in, and yes scortched extract taste terrible from what I have heard.

If you're in this hobby for the long run...no biggy just see how this turns out and learn from it.

__________________
Scrat Brewing Company
daveooph131 is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 03:58 AM   #7
Reddheadedstepchild
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Garner, NC
Posts: 209
Default

Dont give up on your beer yet. See the process through you might surprise yourself.

__________________
REDD'S RUFFHAUS BREWERY EST 2009
Homebrew is similar to farts, everyone prefers their own.

Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde.
Reddheadedstepchild is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 04:12 AM   #8
HalfPint
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,823
Liked 13 Times on 12 Posts
Likes Given: 2

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reddheadedstepchild View Post
Dont give up on your beer yet. See the process through you might surprise yourself.
+1

Hey, I've done some weird stuff as well.

I remember back to my first few brews. Like for instance, I boiled the specialty grains lol. Shoot, my first 2 or 3 extract brews back in the day were topped off with about 3.5 gallons of tap water straight out of the spray gun on my sink. Yeast is a powerful organism and if you have an active fermentation (which Hefe strains do pretty well) in the next day or so, you should be ok in the infection department. I'd say let it sit in your primary for three weeks and then bottle.

Cheers,
J
__________________
HalfPint is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 04:55 AM   #9
Bdogg
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Edmonton, AB
Posts: 98
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts

Default

I just use regular old tap water for wine and beer making. I don't boil it first. I've made enough wine and know enough experienced people that have been doing it for years that just use regular tap water that it seems like a non-issue. My sanitation paranoia kicks in with equipment that I have used before (which DOES include the brita filter/jug) and might be gummed up with moldy old sugar or something. I meticulously take everything apart when I'm done and clean / sanitize properly, and then sanitize again before I use it next time. But water? Can't be bothered. Then again, I don't stick my hand in it

Give your beer some time! All things considered it might just be tasty anyway.

Edit: This is a great read for when you think you've screwed up:
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/what-some-mistakes-you-made-where-your-beer-still-turned-out-great-96780/

__________________
Bdogg is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 12-11-2009, 11:57 AM   #10
wyzazz
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Atwater, OH
Posts: 4,263
Liked 39 Times on 39 Posts
Likes Given: 47

Default

I'll bet it tastes great!!! There is something to be said for beginners luck. I did my first batch with what I thought was a sanitizer but actually wasn't (the least of my mistakes) and it still turned out to be a good beer.



__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Revvy View Post
And I'd like to see my 1.080 beers ready from grain to glass in a week, and served to me by red-headed twin penthouse pets wearing garter belts and fishnet stockings, with Irish accents, calling me "master luv gun," but we can't always get what we want can we? :)
wyzazz is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply


Quick Reply
Message:
Options
Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
First all grain, dog enjoyed it (read you will laugh) wester101 All Grain & Partial Mash Brewing 21 08-28-2009 11:52 AM
Good for a laugh. JJDMusic General Beer Discussion 3 08-25-2009 02:00 PM
Major Messup read and laugh at me eager_brewer All Grain & Partial Mash Brewing 24 08-16-2009 02:10 PM
If anyone is looking for a good laugh...here you go humann_brewing General Beer Discussion 38 04-19-2009 02:36 AM