Everything is getting better since that first batch. To my fellow noobs: keep at it !
have done three batches since. I am playing with hop schedules and steeping times, so I don't list them out.
Batch 2
3 lbs Muntons Dark DME
1/2 lb Crystal 60
60 min boil
1 oz. Simcoe hops
3 gal @ 1.050 O.G.
Wyeast British Ale II smack pack
Batch 3
3 lbs Muntons Light DME
1/2 lb Crystal 60
60 min boil
1 oz. Hallertau & 1 oz. Perle hops
3 gal @ 1.046 O.G.
Wyeast American Ale 1056 smack pack
Batch 4
same as Batch 2, except I used a single step starter made from yeast slurry from batch 2.
What I've learned:
1. use StarSan, and a spray bottle. it really frees you up to be able to sanitize stuff more on-the-fly.
2. learn to make starters. I am pretty sure that batches 2 and 3, while very drinkable, suffer from under-pitched yeast, based on off-flavors I have read about for this. Batch 4, using a starter, seems to really be taking off much quicker than the others, and more aggressively.
Actually, I've come to believe that noobs should "train" by making starters first, as opposed to full on beers. Simpler, smaller volumes, gets you thinking about yeast sooner...
Anyway, very pleased to write this as I drink a glass of batch 2. Although I couldn't find "batch 2" in the BJCP style guide.
Tested gravity for batch 3 today, tastes pretty good, will bottle that in a week I'd guess.