Originally Posted by andy6026
uhm, put Robert Patinson's face on the label?
He didn't say underage females
You're definitely not doing so well with the vanilla thing OP, you're 0 for 2 with me and Yooper (but as she does, I do enjoy a good porter). In addition to the recipe forum here there are good books on recipe formulation out there like Brewing Classic Styles and Designing Great Beers. You might want to start with a basic brewing book like How to Brew, though.