Either a liar, a keeper, or an alcoholic!
anyhoo, congrats. i have been soured to the taste of hefe, i will never try another. but, some people hate IPA's, and that's all i want anymore. even my favorite micro (mirror pond) is not hoppy enough...
now, you need to have three to four brews in your fermentors by the time you bottle a batch! get to work! (ok, i do not fit yet, i have three in primaries, and only one conditioning in bottles).
but, honestly, to keep your patience, pick up a few more fermentors( i love buckets for the ease of mevement, and everyhting else) to help with the patience.
i go through a twelver a night with SWMBO (you put an H where a W belonged) so even if i brew every weekend, i can never keep up. luckily however, i LOVE rum. i love beer too, but it is a different love. i love certain red wines too, but i will take the gas of homebrew to the headache of wine any day.
sucks being an alcoholic and a brewer at the same time. i would need to brew every fourth day to ever hope to keep up.

btw, my first brew(an APA) was good. my second was the best porter i have ever had. and i love porters.. i have had many. it only gets better. brewed batch 5 or 6 this weekend, and next weekend, mother-in-law gets to see what brewin is all about!
pretty soon you will have 5 or more fermentors too
