1. Buy a local craft beer of the right color,
2. Buy a German beer with a foil label and German writing that we can't read,
3. Remove labels by soaking in soapy water, careful not to damage the foil German label,
4. Glue German label to local craft beer,
Maybe try Negra Modelo? It's a Mexican beer but arguably the best example of a Vienna Lager out there.
On Tap: Weezy's Winter Warmer, Abbot's Ease (patersbier), The Dank Lord IPA.
Aging: pale sour solera, yeast bay lambic, dregs lambic, dark english wheat on Roeselare blend