Homebrewtastic, your setup makes mine seem downright simple...
Bottling bucket on small table in front of me. Bottle tree with all sanitized bottles on it to the right. Step stool in front of bottling bucket with towel on it (to catch drips). Towel to my left for filled bottles to go onto.
With all Grolsch bottles.. Pull a few off the tree, fill one, move it to the left, while capping it, while putting the bottling wand into the next bottle to be filled. While that one is being filled, grab a bottle from the tree... Repeat...
Belgian bottles are a little different only in that once they're filled, I bring the floor corker over, take the sanitized (soaked) corks, cork the bottle and then put on the cage. Setting them to the right of the corker (typically into boxes for storage). Corking and putting on the cage maybe takes about 30 seconds a bottle... A full batch is no more than 24 bottles though.
I do agree with the statement about not caring how long it takes... I don't plan to do anything else either that afternoon, or evening, when bottling a batch. Taking your time, doing it right, is important IMO... I don't care if it takes me 2-3 hours from the time I move the batch to the table (to rack to the bottling bucket) until I'm done with the cleanup. I know I'll have great brew to drink in just a few weeks...
BTW, I always bottle sober... You can have a pint when you're done.