Never in my wildest dreams would i have considered myself a home brewer. A home maker yes. A taste maker, of course. But I ain't no bootlicker, bootlegger, or what have you. You feel me? Peace n' the middle yeast.
Guessing that this was meant for drunken ramblings forum? I consider myself a homebrewer since I, oh I dunno, brew at home.
Primary #1 - EMPTY!
Primary #2 - Cherry Wood Smoked Tart Cherry Cider
Primary #3 - EMPTY!
Secondary #1 - Downtown Flanders Brown
Keg #1 - Blackberry Berliner Weisse
Keg #2 - Baltic Porter (lagering in keg)
Keg #3 - Berliner Weisse
Bottled - NONE!
Maybe a HausBrauFrau