Never in my wildest dreams would i have considered myself a home brewer. A home maker yes. A taste maker, of course. But I ain't no bootlicker, bootlegger, or what have you. You feel me? Peace n' the middle yeast.
Guessing that this was meant for drunken ramblings forum? I consider myself a homebrewer since I, oh I dunno, brew at home.
Primary #1 - Cherry Wood Smoked Cranberry Cider
Primary #2 - Smoked Vidalia Onion Beer
Primary #3 - Schwartzbier
Secondary #1 - Downtown Flanders Brown
Keg #1 - EMPTY!
Keg #2 - EMPTY!
Keg #3 - EMPTY!
Bottled - NONE!
Maybe a HausBrauFrau