Yeah, yeah, I know. The gas doesn't tell you when it's done. But the expected final gravity is between 1.010 and 1.014, and it's currently at 1.018. I took a swig, and it tasted like beer. Flat, but not bad.
I'm going to wait a few days, and check again. If it hasn't changed, I'm going to bottle it and than forget it for about a month.