Quick update-First brew day was successful, but tiring. It took three trips to the local sporting goods store to get a turkey burner that wasn't broken somehow...they got tired of seeing me.
I boiled the snot out of the pot for a good 30 mins, rinsed, and started boiling another 5 gal for my first batch. Popped the lid off just before boiling and the water was black again. So I topped of the pot and boiled the snot out of it for another 30 minutes. Glad I had extra propane tanks handy. The actual brewing part was great, though. I brewed a pale ale from True Brew (it came with my CL kit, so I figured I might as well screw up one of those before something I'm really interested in making). Hopped extract in a can, but at least with some specialty grains to steep and 1 oz of hop pellets to add in for the boil.
I cooled my wort in a large trash can filled w/ water and ice. The first water change brought it down 50 degrees, the next three took it down 25 per change. That went quicker than I though it would
Now my beer has been in the guest bathtub for the last two days with the airlock glurgging along nicely-- it even smells like beer
So I guess I did it...I made beer

Now for the hard part...waiting.