My flatmate and I, fed up of ****ty Middle Eastern beer, thought we would brew our own.
We turned to the internet, and discovered this fine forum. However we also discovered that bakers yeast isn't recommended for home brewing, that it is hops that make beer so goddam tasty and that brewing kits are recommend for beginners such as ourselves.
This is a bit of a problem, as none of the above seem to be available here. The postal service is also kinda non existent, ruling out buying it online, and while I was all in favor of getting it sent care of the embassy, my flatmate thought the ambassador would be unimpressed.
We have therefore reached an impasse. Can anybody help us with some kinda 'no kit, no knowledge, no ingredients recipe' please? ideally we'd like to end up with either a porter or some kinda larger type thing, though we'll settle for drinkable.
Thank you for your time, and I assure you that this is for real and alchools leagle here.
Chears (i hope)