My girlfriend gave me a card yesterday for my birthday (which is this Saturday if anyone wants to send me a case of their best home brew)
....and the card read:
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy kegdom come,
I fill thee mug,
At home, as in the tavern.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not, into inebriation,
But deliver us from hangovers,
she thought it might help me the next time I brew since I've killed the yeast twice already