I'm in MN, if anyone has either of those two and would like to trade for something I can get here, please PM me! Surly is here...
I can get you DFH 90. What's good that you've got locally?
I can get Furious, Bender, Coffee Bender, and Cynic Ale right now. Possibly can get Hell in a few weeks.
I can get pliny pretty much all the time from a good local spot by my parents house and I'm not quite sure where Hell resides but might be interested in finding out or possibly something else local to you