New Giveaway - Wort Monster Conical Fermenter!

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Beer > Extract Brewing > TRUE STORY (photo)




Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-15-2012, 09:16 PM   #21
foodplusbeer
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: stamford, connecticut
Posts: 126
Liked 7 Times on 4 Posts
Likes Given: 1

Default

The Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up the Imperial stout,
Down came the cap, and blocked the spider's out,
Out came the man, and pryed off that cap,
And the Itsy Bitsy Spider.... aww crap!



__________________
Keg/Bottle: Darth Malt RIS, Sour Stout Experiment, Wild Connecticut Cider(s)
Primary: Edmund Fitzgerald Porter Clone
foodplusbeer.blogspot.com - Food, Beer, and stupid puns make us hoppy
foodplusbeer is offline
3
People Like This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-15-2012, 09:46 PM   #22
scottab
Senior Member
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
scottab's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: hawthorne, nj
Posts: 341
Liked 15 Times on 14 Posts
Likes Given: 5

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by lebucheron
should post this as a "is this an infection? I think i ruined my beer." thread. :d
lmao!!


__________________
scottab is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-15-2012, 09:57 PM   #23
jonaken
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 46
Liked 6 Times on 3 Posts
Likes Given: 1

Default

FYI: I absolutely did not drink, I dumped. 🍺the spider was soaked in there for awhile.

__________________
jonaken is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-15-2012, 10:15 PM   #24
passedpawn
Moderator
HBT_MODERATOR.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
passedpawn's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: ☼ Clearwater, FL ☼
Posts: 17,547
Liked 2671 Times on 1719 Posts
Likes Given: 2184

Default

Nasty nasty things. I'd have smashed that whole thing with a rock. Yech.

__________________
Eyes closed, we imagined our pain as a ball of white healing light floating around our feet and rising to our knees, our waist, our chest. Our chakras opening. The heart chakra. The head chakra. Chloe talked us into caves where we meet our power animal. Mine was a penguin.
passedpawn is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-15-2012, 10:28 PM   #25
nukebrewer
Brew the brew!
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 9 reviews
 
nukebrewer's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Groton, CT
Posts: 4,539
Liked 2458 Times on 1431 Posts
Likes Given: 5662

Default

Pending verification of the type of spider, I would have removed said spider and drank the beer. All spiders are poisonous to some extent or another, but if it was a deadly variety, now way. Anything else and I'm good to go. I've definitely scooped bugs out of my beer and kept on drinking.

__________________

The only thing more asinine than stupid rules is the enforcement of rules simply because they are the rules.

Inhopsicated: A Beer Blog

Inhopsicated on Twitter

nukebrewer is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-16-2012, 02:43 AM   #26
robanna
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: denver, co
Posts: 37
Liked 11 Times on 8 Posts
Likes Given: 6

Default

I think your friend may be confused as to what a hop spider is.

__________________
robanna is offline
astebelton Likes This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-16-2012, 02:59 AM   #27
gingerdawg
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 385
Liked 33 Times on 25 Posts
Likes Given: 15

Default

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!

Replace fly with spider, Guinness with RIS and it works....

__________________
gingerdawg is offline
CBXBob Likes This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-16-2012, 12:11 PM   #28
Homercidal
Moderator
HBT_MODERATOR.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Homercidal's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Reed City, MI
Posts: 22,126
Liked 1667 Times on 1211 Posts
Likes Given: 946

Default

Whatevs. I bought a box of dried crickets and a box of dried larva at a nearby theme park for the fun of it. I doubt they tasted half as good as a nice Russian Imperial Spider Stout.

__________________
Homercidal is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-16-2012, 01:16 PM   #29
RmikeVT
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Baltimore, MD
Posts: 538
Liked 52 Times on 43 Posts
Likes Given: 4

Default

Best Beer Food pairing ever!

You all are over reacting about a little spider in a beer. My biggest conflict would be....do I drink the beer before I eat the Russian Imperial Spider or do I Eat the Russian Imperial Spider and then Drink the beer.

__________________
RmikeVT is offline
CBXBob Likes This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 08-16-2012, 01:20 PM   #30
Homercidal
Moderator
HBT_MODERATOR.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Homercidal's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Reed City, MI
Posts: 22,126
Liked 1667 Times on 1211 Posts
Likes Given: 946

Default

Spider shot, beer chaser!



__________________
Homercidal is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply


Quick Reply
Message:
Options
Thread Tools
Display Modes