that's a really good idea, and piece of advice... i've had several slip with wet hands. luckily i've caught them all, but near misses on the highway don't get my heart rate up like tumbling/slipping carboy....
A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick
The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick
never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.