Originally Posted by Whattawort
SWMBO actually forbids me to shave mine. A goatee is fine for a month or two during the summer, but I better have the full on beard by September. No beard, no homebrewing. If you can't grow a beard, go make wine.
Not cool, man... Not cool.
Even though I'm roughly 3% native American, I cannot grow facial hair that is presentable. Just a crazy dark stasche with terribly sporadic sprouts around my cheeks. Not appropriate on any occasion. So, I have become comfortable with looking like a child for the remainder of my days. I will inspire all of the adults with my brewing knowledge, just to show I'm a member of the club.