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Old 09-02-2012, 12:28 PM   #171
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Is that like, "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"... Instead "If a person boils and ferments wort and does not have a beard, is it actually beer?"
I can actually answer this. Technically sound is the brain's interpretation of SPL (sound pressure level) which is dependent on the atmospheric pressure interpreted by an ear drum and transmitted to the brain. If there is no ear drum and no brain present then a tree falling anywhere does not make a sound.
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Old 09-04-2012, 06:54 PM   #172
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So if there is no beard/facial hair there is no beer. Glad I keep a goat.

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So if there is no beard/facial hair there is no beer. Glad I keep a goat.
It doesn't count unless you grow it yourself. The beer gods will undoubtedly notice if you tape goat clippings on your face...
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Just have the goat dough in and you're golden

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Old 09-04-2012, 08:00 PM   #175
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The wife hates the beard, but I grow it out for brewday anyway, luckily it grows fast. It just doesn't feel the same without it.

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Old 09-04-2012, 08:03 PM   #176
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The wife hates the beard, but I grow it out for brewday anyway, luckily it grows fast. It just doesn't feel the same without it.
My girl LOVES the beard. Unfortunately, one of my jobs does not...
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Old 09-04-2012, 11:32 PM   #177
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To the OPs question, Nope.

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Old 09-05-2012, 04:00 PM   #178
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I find a shorn scrotum produces a better pilsner. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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I find a shorn scrotum produces a better pilsner. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
This link might be helpful http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/wet-...thread-241840/
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Old 09-05-2012, 04:42 PM   #180
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The wife hates the beard, but I grow it out for brewday anyway, luckily it grows fast. It just doesn't feel the same without it.
My wife loves the way I currently have it, but she gets crabby if its over 4-5 inches long
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