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07-19-2011, 08:40 PM
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My wife is pissing me off
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We're supposed to redo our kitchen, so I told her to go buy a new fridge so I can have the old one to ferment in. It's just too warm in our basement to ferment anything but a saison. Three months later, she has only gone out and looked twice. I'm ready to go buy a used fridge because I'm tired of waiting on her. I don't know why I'm surprised. It was five years ago I agreed to do our kitchen and she hasn't come up with a plan yet. It's not like we're moving any walls or anything.
If I can get the kitchen behind me, I can start on an electric brewery. 
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07-19-2011, 08:41 PM
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I'm no atheist scientist, but...
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why don't you go out and buy a new fridge?
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"srsly, not intended to threadjack (big hairy)"
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07-19-2011, 09:21 PM
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Women need to be lead, never assume that one can accomplish anything without male guidance.
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07-19-2011, 09:35 PM
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Do you ever find yourself waiting on the toilet for her to come wipe yer butt too?
Geesh, sack up man and go buy the damn fridge.
WHOOPS! Wife is calling; time for her pedicure....**scurries off**
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07-19-2011, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by motobrewer
why don't you go out and buy a new fridge?
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Or, alternately, start taking all your **** out of the old fridge and begin the process of moving it to your brewery area.
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07-19-2011, 09:50 PM
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Take her by the hand and go shopping together. Explain to her that you will be coming home with a new fridge, she can decide if it's for the basement or the kitchen . . . 'nuff said.
27 yrs of marriage, isn't she lucky . . . .
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07-19-2011, 09:50 PM
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Well since you are in the market for a fridge you can go and look TOGETHER which is what she is probably waiting for. Glad I went with mine when we were looking ended up buying a two small dents in the door cabinet depth three door fridge new 3800.00.......Dented one 1180.00 they wanted 1880.00 but showed them 3 others that were priced 1180.00 but they were bigger/not cabinet depth so cut the price. Best part is 3.4 amps runs for just pennies.  |
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07-19-2011, 09:54 PM
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Just piss in the old fridge a few times.
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07-19-2011, 10:50 PM
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"Accidentally" break a shelf in the old fridge. You wont need it for a fermenation fridge anyway, and she won't want it as her primary fridge with a broken shelf.
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07-19-2011, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
Just piss in the old fridge a few times.
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Laughing, you're a little "Off" arent ya 
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