Yes of all places Joanne fabrics. The conversation with the little old lady worker was quite amusing, something along these lines:
ME-"Excuse me, could you tell me where the pasta/clay rolling machines are?"
OLD LADY-"Yes follow me. Here it is and here are some clay supplies that you will need to get started."
ME-"No, I just need the machine"
OLD LADY-"Oh, you already have everything else"
ME-"Actually I am using this to brew BEER"
OLD LADY- (long pause and looks at me as if I have 3 eyes) "Oh...."
Thanks for the response. I guess my efficiency will tell the story tomorrow.