OK, don't panic.
Grab a tent and head down to the LHBS now.
Hopefully an employee will show up early.
No wait, what about beer for tonite?
OMG, OMG! Call 911, maybe a first responder brews.
Hang in there Buddy, it's going to be Ok. I don't think he's gonna make it Everything's going to be alright Pal. someone get some help
I'm ordering a second tank now.